We finally found the toilets at Menards. How many men does it take to get three toilets on a cart? The answer is three. One to put two on the cart, one to roll over a ladder and decide he couldn't lift it, and one to actually climb the ladder, lift, and carry down the third. It only took one to put the three in the van.
We got the toilets delivered home safely.
Now they are waiting in the garage for my brother to come install them. Some day.